I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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