i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I smell stomach acid.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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