Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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