I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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