pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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