Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Randomize
