Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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