fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
