sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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