Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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