I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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