Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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