do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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