You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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