I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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