quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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