what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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