She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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