Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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