so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
