somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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