i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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