your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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