is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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