CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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