I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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