haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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