spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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