"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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