Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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