Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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