Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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