how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize