sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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