What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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