Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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