sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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