Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

what if I'm pregnant?

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smusmorshion

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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(315): View more from New York

His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.

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(718): View more from New York

you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.

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(386): View more from Florida

Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now

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(407): View more from Florida

I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.

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(301): View more from Maryland

We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.

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