i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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