people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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