My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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