Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
