Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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