What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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