Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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