so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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