dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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