He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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