It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the night ended with taco bell and tears
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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