My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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