I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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