these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
People in love make me want to vomit
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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