I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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