"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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