Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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