Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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